| 2000 Questions! (Truly the Longest!)" style="color:#fff;">Thought I Couldn't Top It, Huh? OVER 2000 Questions! (Truly the Longest!) Created by distortedcognition and taken 81142 times on Bzoink | |
| Time and date right now:: | 6/28/09 11:19pm |
| How far do you want to get?: | All the way. nigga |
| By the way, someone plagiarized my previous surveys. =>This or That<= | |
| Pie or cake?: | Pie |
| Chocolate or vanilla?: | Chocolate |
| Black or white?: | Black |
| Ceiling or floor?: | Floor |
| Couch or bed?: | Bed |
| Cough or sneeze?: | Sneeze |
| On or off?: | On |
| Closed or open?: | Closed |
| Brush or comb?: | Comb |
| Long or short?: | Long |
| Big or small?: | Small |
| Wet or dry?: | Dry |
| Under or over?: | Under |
| Top or bottom?: | Bottom |
| Fly or fall?: | Fly |
| Smile or frown?: | Smile |
| Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?: | Tears of joy |
| Hot or cold?: | Cold |
| Warm or cool?: | Cool |
| Rough or smooth?: | Smooth |
| Cat or dog?: | Cat |
| Snake or bird?: | Snake |
| Shark or T-Rex?: | T-Rex |
| Past or present?: | Present |
| Science fiction or fantasy?: | Fantasy |
| Dull or sharp?: | Sharp |
| Live forever or die young?: | Die young |
| Books or television?: | Books |
| Jump or skip?: | Jump |
| Fast or slow?: | Fast |
| Run or walk?: | Walk |
| Guy or girl?: | Guy |
| Disney or Warner Brothers?: | Disney |
| Belle or Jasmine?: | Jasmine |
| Gaston or Cruella Deville?: | Gaston |
| Food or friends?: | Friends |
| Colors or black and white?: | Colours |
| Cute or pretty?: | Cute |
| Good or evil?: | Little of both |
| Fruits or vegetables?: | Fruits |
| Milk or juice?: | Juice |
| Hot chocolate or gingerale?: | Gingerale |
| Beer or wine?: | Wine |
| Movies or cartoons?: | Movies |
| Pillow or blanket?: | Blanket |
| Moon or stars?: | Stars |
| Sky or sea?: | Sky |
| Explode or implode?: | Explode |
| Tree or flower? (HA. HOW DO YOU LIKE PLAGIARISM NOW? *cough* *ahem* Yeah.): | Tree |
| Mountain Dew or Sprite?: | Sprite |
| Ketchup or mustard?: | Ketchup |
| Meats or veggies?: | Veggies |
| Straps or strapless?: | Straps |
| Water or Gatorade?: | Water |
| PS2 or Xbox 360?: | PS2 |
| History or geography?: | History |
| Geometry or algebra?: | Algebra |
| Basketball or volleyball?: | Neither |
| Basketball or soccer?: | Soccer |
| Basketball or tennis?: | Tennis |
| Basketball or baseball?: | Neither |
| Basketball or football?: | Neither |
| Basketball or swimming?: | Swimming |
| Volleyball or soccer?: | Soccer |
| Volleyball or tennis?: | Tennis |
| Volleyball or baseball?: | Neither |
| Volleyball or football?: | Neither |
| Volleyball or swimming?: | Swimming |
| Soccer or tennis?: | Tennis |
| Soccer or baseball?: | Soccer |
| Soccer or football?: | Soccer |
| Soccer or swimming?: | Swimming |
| Tennis or baseball?: | Tennis |
| Tennis or football?: | Tennis |
| Tennis or swimming?: | Swimming |
| Baseball or football?: | Neither |
| Baseball or swimming?: | Swimming |
| Football or swimming?: | Swimming |
| Chinese or Mexican food?: | Mexican |
| Red or orange?: | Red |
| Red or yellow?: | Red |
| Red or green?: | Green |
| Red or blue?: | Red |
| Red or indigo?: | Red |
| Red or violet?: | Violet |
| Orange or yellow?: | Orange |
| Orange or green?: | Green |
| Orange or blue?: | Blue |
| Orange or indigo?: | Indigo |
| Orange or violet?: | Violet |
| Yellow or green?: | Green |
| Yellow or blue?: | Blue |
| Yellow or indigo?: | Indigo |
| Yellow or violet?: | Violet |
| Green or blue?: | Green |
| Green or indigo?: | Green |
| Green or violet?: | Green |
| Indigo or violet?: | Violet |
| Fall or summer?: | Fall |
| Winter or spring?: | Spring |
| Rain or snow?: | Snow |
| Mud or dirt?: | Dirt |
| Snakes or spiders?: | Snakes |
| Fido or Fluffy?: | Fido |
| Rainbows or stars?: | Stars |
| Blue or gray sky?: | Gray |
| Prairies or forests?: | Forests |
| Lakes or streams?: | Streams |
| Fish or caimans?: | Fish |
| Roses or daffodils?: | Roses |
| Bauhaus or Rosetta Stone?: | Bauhaus |
| Sisters of Mercy or Skinny Puppy?: | Skinny Puppy |
| Green Day or Fall Out Boy?: | Fall Out Boy |
| From First to Last or My Chemical Romance?: | From First To Last |
| The Monkees or The Beatles?: | The Beatles |
| David Bowie or Billy Idol?: | David Bowie |
| Helloween or Skid Row?: | Skid Row |
| Britney Spears or Vanessa Carlton?: | Britney Spears |
| The Goo Goo Dolls or 3 Doors Down?: | 3 Doors Down |
| Duran Duran or Madonna?: | Madonna |
| John Williams or Danny Elfman?: | Danny Elfman |
| Mozart or Beethoven?: | Mozart |
| Men at Work or Men Without Hats?: | Men Without Hats |
| The Arrogant Worms or Voltaire?: | Voltaire |
| Dark Muse or Inkubus Sukkubus?: | Dark Muse |
| Queen or Black Sabbath?: | Queen |
| Rush or Pet Shop Boys?: | Rush |
| Johnny Hates Jazz or Deep Blue Something?: | Deep Blue Something |
| Supertramp or Steppenwolf?: | Steppenwolf |
| Enormous mansion or humble abode?: | Mansion |
| Teaspoon or tablespoon?: | Teaspoon |
| China plates or crystal figurines?: | Crystal figures |
| Knife or spork?: | Spork |
| Bedroom or basement?: | Basement |
| Antiques or chrome?: | Chrome |
| Wide screen televisions or ornately-designed windows?: | Televisons |
| Carpet or wood?: | Wood |
| Blenders or washing machines?: | Washing machines |
| Pen or pencil?: | Pen |
| Couch or bed?: | Bed |
| Kitchen sink or bathroom sink?: | Bathroom sink |
| Diskette or CD Rom?: | CD |
| Sitting on the roof with a friend or swimming in your backyard with them?: | Sitting on the roof |
| Phones or AIM?: | AIM |
| Pillow or footrest?: | Pillow |
| Sharpies or ducks?: | Sharpies |
| Personality quizzes or story quizzes?: | Personality |
| Gaia or Neopets?: | Neopets |
| Attempting to use proper grammar or purposely butchering language?: | Use proper grammar |
| Having to read the poetry on Quizilla or writing your own?: | Writing |
| Roleplaying with strangers or roleplaying with people you know?: | Strangers |
| Crying because of an Internet fight or flaming the people involved?: | Flaming |
| Ignoring a suicide post on a forum or actually doing something about it?: | Ignore |
| Gold or silver?: | Silver |
| Lipstick or lip gloss?: | Lip gloss |
| Sunny or rainy?: | Rainy |
| Edgar Allan Poe or Oscar Wilde?: | Edgar Allen Poe |
| Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom?: | Johnny Depp |
| Lindsay Lohan or Hilary Duff?: | Lindsay Lohan |
| Pringles or Doritos?: | Pringles |
| MTV or VHI?: | VH1 |
| Vampire or mermaid?: | Vampire |
| The Internet or television?: | Internet |
| Romantic comedy or romance tragedy?: | Comedy |
| Comedy or drama?: | Comedy |
| Comedy or horror?: | Horror |
| Comedy or fantasy?: | Fantasy |
| Law and Order: Criminal Intent or Law and Order: SVU?: | Fuck this. |
| The OC or Laguna Beach? (Why have I succumbed to asking this question?): | Fuck this. |
| Blind or deaf?: | Blind |
| Blind or mute?: | Mute |
| Mute or deaf?: | Mute |
| Shrimp or crab?: | Crab |
| Crab or lobster?: | Crab |
| Stickers or stamps?: | Stickers |
| VHS or DVD?: | DVD |
| VHS or CD?: | CD |
| CD or DVD?: | DVD |
| Paris or New York City?: | Paris |
| Philadelphia or Chicago?: | Chicago |
| MySpace or TagWorld?: | Myspace |
| MySpace or Facebook?: | Myspace |
| Mall goth or TRUE goth?: | True goth |
| Emo or punk?: | Emo |
| Emo or prep?: | Emo |
| Punk or prep?: | Punk |
| Punk or goth?: | Goth |
| Goth or prep?: | Goth |
| x Your Dreams, Wishes, and Hopes x | |
| If you could be in the arms of anyone at all...: | James |
| If you could visit anyone or anything in the world...: | England |
| If you could visit anyone or anything...: | Sarah |
| If you had functioning wings, would you fly away?: | Yes |
| If you met the person you knew you were destined to be with...: | I'd see if I was happy with them |
| If you could be anything in the world...: | I'd be free |
| If you could, what color would you paint the sky?: | Green/gray |
| How would you help them?: | Help who? |
| If you could write a literary masterpiece...: | I would |
| If you could cure any disease, what would you cure?: | Addiction |
| If you could cure any mental illness, what would you cure?: | Bi-polar disorder |
| If you were to leave on a journey, whom would you take for company?: | Sarah |
| If you could have a superhuman ability, which one would you choose?: | Flight |
| If you could go back in time, what age would you like to go back to?: | I wouldn't |
| If you could change anything about your past, what would it be?: | Tyson. |
| If so, what are they?: | Bwa? |
| Did you ever want to be some type of heroic figure?: | Yes |
| Who was your idol when you turned ten?: | My dad |
| Why?: | I was ten |
| What do you want to be when you get older?: | Myself |
| What do you want your house to look like?: | Modern, with lots of black and white contrast |
| What kind of pets do you wish to have?: | A snake and ferret |
| Where would be the ideal place to live?: | England |
| What do you want to accomplish before you die?: | I want to know understand myself completely |
| Do you wish to contribute anything to the world?: | Yes |
| What would that be?: | Understanding and acceptance |
| Who do you want to be beside right now?: | James |
| What do wish you could be doing currently?: | Talking to James |
| What do you want to accomplish to-day?: | Nothing |
| What news do you want to hear right now?: | That we just won the lottery |
| What else do you want to hear to-day?: | My music |
| Who do you want to talk to currently?: | James |
| Who do you want to kiss right now?: | Corey Pattakos |
| Who do you want to hug right now?: | James |
| If you could tell the world just one thing about yourself...: | I'm not what you expect |
| If you could tell the world just one thing about your friends...: | They're irreplaceable |
| If you could apologize to everyone, what would you say sorry for?: | Being me |
| If you were to give all your thanks to just one person, who would it be?: | Sarah |
| Why would you thank them? (244...): | She's helped me through more than you could imagine |
| What do you look Like? | |
| Height:: | 5'7 |
| Weight:: | Enough |
| Natural hair color:: | Dark brown |
| Hairstyle:: | Scene swoopie |
| Hair length:: | Medium |
| Is it dyed now?: | No |
| What color?: | None |
| Skin color:: | White |
| Any freckles?: | Too many |
| Birthmarks?: | Yes |
| Scars?: | Yes |
| Do you have oily, dry, or perfect skin?: | Average |
| Eye color:: | Brown |
| How long are your eyelashes?: | Medium |
| Eyebrow length:: | Normal? |
| Eyebrow thickness:: | iPluck |
| Eyebrow color:: | Brown |
| Do wear glasses?: | No |
| What color are the frames?: | I don't |
| The brand:: | >=/ |
| The brand of the lenses:: | Grr |
| Where did you get them at?: | GODDAMNIT |
| Do you wear contacts?: | No |
| What color do they make your eyes?: | Quit it |
| What brand are they?: | I'll stab you |
| Where did you get them?: | PISSOFFFFF |
| How long is your nose?: | Longish |
| Width:: | Too big |
| What kind is it?: | The kind you smell with |
| Shape of lips:: | Lippyish? |
| Full or thin?: | Thin top full bottom |
| Smile lines?: | Yes |
| Frown lines?: | No |
| What kind of chin do you have?: | A good one |
| Length of arms:: | This |
| Width of wrists:: | Part |
| Length of fingers:: | Of |
| Width of fingers:: | The |
| Do you have big hands?: | Survery |
| Length of nails:: | Is |
| Flat stomach?: | Fucking |
| Length of legs:: | Stupid |
| Defining your Personality... | |
| I cherish...: | My close friends |
| I enjoy...: | Music |
| My heart is...: | Irrepairable |
| One thing I try not to joke about is...: | I have no restrictions |
| I believe love...: | Hurts more than it helps |
| I can be mean when I...: | Want to |
| I can be nice when I...: | Like you |
| Sometimes I pretend to be...: | Nice |
| I revere...: | Those of greater intelligence |
| I seek...: | Truth |
| I try to be...: | Smart |
| I understand that...: | I can never understand anything fully |
| I vie for...: | Originality |
| I wish...: | I could make someone love me |
| My Xanadu looks...: | Amazing |
| Religious zeal is...: | Silly |
| How attractive do you think you are? (Scale: 1-5): | 3 |
| Intelligent?: | 4 |
| Empathetic?: | 2 |
| Polite?: | 3 |
| Respectful?: | 3 |
| Comical?: | 2 |
| Mature?: | 4 |
| Unique?: | 4 |
| Talkative?: | 3 |
| Depressed?: | 3 |
| Friendly?: | 3 |
| Outgoing?: | 2 |
| Selfish?: | 3 |
| Arrogant?: | 2 |
| Prudent?: | 2 |
| Self-conscious?: | 5 |
| How attractive are you thought to be by others?: | 1 |
| Intelligent?: | 2 |
| Empathetic?: | 3 |
| Polite?: | 3 |
| Respectful?: | 4 |
| Comical?: | 1 |
| Mature?: | 3 |
| Unique?: | 3 |
| Talkative?: | 4 |
| Depressed?: | 2 |
| Friendly?: | 2 |
| Outgoing?: | 1 |
| Selfish?: | 4 |
| Arrogant?: | 3 |
| Prudent?: | 2 |
| Self-conscious?: | 3 |
| Do you care about what others think of your physical appearance?: | Yes |
| How about your reputation?: | No |
| Do you care if they consider your personality annoying?: | Nope |
| Do you care about what they think of your beliefs?: | Nope |
| What does hatred mean to you?: | Going out of your way to show someone you think of them more than you say you do |
| Do you respect yourself?: | Yes |
| Would you ever ignore someone who has been emotionally hurt?: | Probably |
| Physically?: | Questionable |
| Would you ever intentionally and physically hurt someone?: | Yes |
| Intentionally and emotionally?: | Yes |
| Would you ever hurt someone just for fun?: | Probably not |
| Do the means ever justify the ends? (361!): | Sometimes |
| .Favorites. | |
| Color:: | Green |
| Number:: | 18 |
| Store:: | Books-A-Million |
| Book:: | Impulse |
| Story:: | Life |
| Magazine:: | AP |
| Television program?:: | Family Guy |
| Movie:: | Donnie Darko |
| Series:: | Vampire Knight |
| Poem:: | The Raven |
| Onomatopoeia:: | Splurt |
| Verb:: | Fuck |
| Paradox:: | Believe me when I say I'm lying |
| Idiom:: | Armed to the teeth |
| Noun:: | Fuck |
| Adjective:: | Fucking |
| Adverb:: | Dickishly |
| Work of fantasy:: | Interview With The Vampire |
| Classic work:: | The Scarlette Letter |
| Contemporary work:: | Blahhh |
| Writer:: | L.J.Smith |
| Fairy tale:: | Hansle And Grettle |
| Dictionary brand:: | Webster's |
| Summer scene:: | People on the beach |
| Winter scene:: | Unmarked snow |
| Spring scene:: | Flowering trees |
| Fall scene:: | Bare trees |
| Season:: | Winter |
| Planet:: | Jupiter |
| Space feature:: | Stars? |
| Thing about summer:: | Alone time |
| Thing about winter:: | The cold |
| Thing about spring:: | The pretty plants |
| Thing about fall:: | The temperature |
| Mammal:: | Zebra |
| Insect:: | Dragonfly |
| Arachnid:: | Black widow |
| Fish:: | Betta |
| Reptile:: | Komodo dragon |
| Amphibian:: | I hate frogs |
| Science:: | Astrology |
| Thing to do during summer:: | Sleep |
| Type of weather:: | Cold |
| Bird:: | Swallow |
| Thing to do during winter:: | Be outside |
| Thing to do during spring:: | Take pictures |
| Thing to do during fall:: | Be outside |
| Nature sound:: | Waves |
| Country:: | England |
| Real location:: | Swayze's |
| City:: | Marietta |
| Culture:: | The scene subculture |
| State:: | California |
| Province:: | Dunno. |
| Island:: | Grand Cayman |
| Landscape:: | Cityscape |
| Place to go in your neighborhood:: | My room x] |
| Italian food:: | Pizza |
| Mexican:: | Tacos |
| Indian:: | Dunno |
| Chinese:: | Sesame chicken |
| American:: | Hamburgers? |
| French:: | Dunno |
| Snack:: | Lemons |
| Pasta:: | Penne |
| Desert:: | Fruit |
| Ice cream flavor:: | Mint chocolate chip |
| Soup:: | Chicken noodle |
| Salad:: | Caesar salad |
| Pancake:: | Regular |
| Restaurant:: | Ruby Tuesdays |
| Fruit:: | Raspberry |
| Vegetable:: | Carrot |
| Dinner:: | Something fresh |
| Lunch:: | Sandwich or something |
| Breakfast:: | None |
| Cereal:: | Pops |
| Pop tart:: | None |
| Candy:: | Gummy worms |
| Artificial flavor:: | Strawberry |
| Cookie:: | Chocolate chip |
| Yogurt:: | Strawberry |
| Clothing store:: | Fullbleed |
| Outfit:: | Skinny jeans, band tee |
| Shoe:: | Skate shoes |
| Shirt design:: | Fullbleed stuff |
| Brand name:: | Converse |
| Top:: | Band t |
| Pants:: | Jeans |
| Skirt:: | Gross |
| Pair of socks:: | Black |
| Color [of clothing]:: | Red/Grey/Black |
| Subject in school:: | Art |
| Unisex name:: | Adrien |
| Music:: | Industrial |
| Tree:: | Ash |
| Flower:: | Blue rose |
| Quote:: | "Yes. By all means. Piss the hell off." |
| Scent:: | Whatever I jacked from Pacsun |
| Adage:: | Idfc |
| Television channel:: | Fuse |
| Day of the week:: | Friday |
| Perfume:: | See ''scent'' above |
| Radio station:: | 95.5 |
| Cologne:: | Blah |
| Sound:: | Music |
| Feeling:: | Joy? |
| Emotion:: | Excitement |
| Emotion [to feel]:: | Happiness |
| Song:: | Walking - Mind.In.A.Box |
| Music artist:: | The Faint |
| Month:: | October |
| Religious holiday:: | Christmas |
| Fun holiday:: | Halloween |
| Obscure holiday:: | Earth Day |
| Videogame:: | Kya: Dark Legion |
| Computer game:: | Perfect World International |
| Sport:: | Swim |
| Athlete:: | Kaiti Meade :] |
| Instrument:: | Bass guitar |
| Composer:: | Mozart |
| Singer:: | Evan Kimmons |
| CD:: | A mixed one |
| Website:: | Fmylife.com |
| Word:: | Fuck |
| Famous quote:: | I don't have one |
| Famous adage:: | I don't have one |
| Slogan:: | Just do it |
| Commercial:: | I don't have one |
| Shampoo:: | Suave Naturals |
| Conditioner:: | Suave Naturals |
| Body wash:: | Axe |
| Soap:: | Dove |
| (25.1% done.) Lotion:: | Any non greasy |
| x__Odd Questions__x | |
| What color is the bottom of your tongue?: | Same at the top |
| Your foot?: | Skin coloured |
| Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?: | I snap my ankles a lot |
| Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?: | Never |
| Do you chew on your homework?: | Nope |
| Pencils?: | Sometimes |
| Do you read the dictionary?: | I have before |
| Encyclopedia?: | I have before |
| Atlas?: | No |
| Road map?: | Not really |
| Do you memorize random facts?: | Yes |
| Do you stalk anyone?: | No |
| Does anyone stalk you?: | Maybe? If I knew about them they wouldn't be a very good stalker, now would they? |
| Do you collect dust?: | No |
| Lint?: | No |
| Baby teeth?: | No |
| Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?: | No |
| Do you wish prostitution was legal?: | Nah |
| Do you use lotion on your feet?: | Sometimes |
| Do you have problems with Canadians?: | No |
| Mexicans?: | No |
| Americans?: | Yes |
| The French?: | No |
| The English?: | No |
| Have you ever played a kazoo?: | Yes |
| Have you ever shot someone?: | Not intentionally |
| Something?: | Yes |
| How many pairs of underwear do you own?: | A lot |
| Jeans?: | 4-6 |
| What ring size are you?: | Dunno |
| Belt size?: | Dunno |
| Have you ever gotten anything amputated?: | Nope |
| Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?: | No |
| Do you eat a lot?: | Surprizingly, no. |
| Do you get excited over cameras?: | Yes |
| Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?: | No |
| Poison?: | No |
| Knives?: | No |
| Cheese?: | No |
| Penguins?: | No |
| Bald people?: | No |
| Scrawny African children?: | No |
| Midgets?: | No |
| Pirates?: | No |
| Corny jokes?: | No |
| Are you a virgin?: | No |
| Are you a hermaphrodite?: | No |
| Have you ever tied your tooth to a door to lose it?: | No |
| Do you bite yourself?: | Yes |
| Cut yourself?: | Yes |
| Do you get cold sores often?: | No |
| Do you have a cold right now?: | No |
| Do you suffer from chronic migraines?: | No |
| Do you like to touch sharp objects?: | Yes |
| Do you have a twitching problem?: | No |
| Are you homicidal?: | No |
| What do you do on the computer?: | A Lot |
| Anything your parents should know about?: | Nah |
| Are you happy with your life?: | No |
| Is everybody else happy with your life?: | I dunno |
| Do you like 100% white grape juice?: | Yes |
| How big is the universe?: | Big |
| How many hours of sleep do you get every night?: | Depends |
| What do you dream about?: | Death, mostly |
| Anything your parents should know about?: | Probably |
| Do you fall for Internet advertisements?: | No |
| Do you enjoy bungee jumping?: | Nah |
| Do you have AIM?: | Yes |
| MSN?: | Yes |
| YIM?: | Yes |
| A Neopets account?: | Yes |
| A Vampirefreaks account?: | Yes |
| A Quizilla account?: | Yes |
| A Bzoink account?: | Yes |
| Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?: | No |
| Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?: | No |
| Do you get attacked by ladybugs?: | Occasionally |
| Are you scared of everything that breathes?: | No |
| Are you scared of anything at all?: | Yes |
| What?: | Frogs and the dark and werewolves |
| Which cardinal direction do you like best?: | East |
| Do you have a life?: | Sometimes |
| Then why are you taking this?: | Expiriment with Sarah |
| Do you have a microphone on your computer?: | No |
| A webcam?: | No |
| A scanner?: | Yes |
| A printer?: | Yes |
| A cordless mouse?: | No |
| Does your mouse light up?: | No |
| What kind of computer do you have?: | Dell |
| Were you ever physically abused?: | Yes |
| Verbally?: | Yes |
| Sexually?: | Yes |
| Do you wish you were a fish?: | No |
| A cat?: | No |
| A dog?: | No |
| Do you have a cell phone?: | Yes |
| What kind is it?: | EnV |
| Do you weasel out of things?: | Sometimes |
| Do your teachers like you?: | No |
| Do your parents like you?: | Yes |
| Do your siblings like you?: | Yes |
| Does karma, if it exists, love you?: | When I deserve it |
| Did you have a tail when you were born?: | No |
| Do you enjoy school?: | No |
| Are you a packrat?: | Kinda |
| Do you know HTML or CSS?: | Some |
| Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?: | No |
| Do you shy away from social situations?: | No |
| Are you obsessed with shiny things?: | No |
| Are you at least attracted to them?: | Sometimes |
| Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?: | No |
| Do you label other people?: | Occasionally |
| Are you proud of doing so? (Question #620.): | No |
| So. How bad can I make you look?: | Pretty bad |
| Do you wash your hands frequently?: | Yes |
| Do you wet the bed?: | No |
| What age did you stop?: | I never did |
| Do you lie a lot?: | Yes |
| Have you lied at all in this survey?: | No |
| Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?: | No |
| Do you brush your hair?: | Yes |
| Do you use antismelly?: | Huh? |
| Are you an alcoholic?: | No |
| A druggie?: | No |
| Do you drink illegally?: | Yes |
| Do you wear underwear?: | Yes |
| Do you change it frequently?: | Yes |
| Are you a coward?: | No |
| A loser?: | Maybe |
| An idiot?: | No |
| Do you text talk?: | No |
| Are you a bad friend?: | I hope not |
| Are you untrustworthy?: | No |
| Unreliable?: | No |
| Do you pick your nose?: | No |
| Are you imperfect?: | Yes |
| Ugly?: | Yes |
| Do you have bad hair?: | No |
| A big nose?: | Yes |
| Are you shallow?: | Yes |
| Greedy?: | Nah |
| Do you tell people you love them just to get what you want?: | No |
| Do you have any /important/ talents?: | No |
| Are you impolite?: | No |
| Disrespectful?: | No |
| Sadistic?: | Yeah |
| Are you a pansy?: | No |
| Are you a conformist?: | No |
| A fan of George W. Bush?: | No |
| Do you have buck teeth?: | No |
| Acne?: | Some |
| Mentall illnesses?: | A few |
| Are you fake?: | No |
| Does your breath smell?: | No |
| Do you have a strong body odor?: | No |
| Do you have bad teeth?: | No |
| Are you overweight?: | Yes |
| Anorexic?: | No |
| Bulimic?: | Yes |
| Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?: | No lol |
| A tattoo?: | No |
| Are you a wannabe?: | No |
| Do you get bad grades?: | Yes |
| Are you a bad guesser?: | No |
| Are you slow?: | No |
| Are you bad at reading people?: | No |
| Are you too nice for your own good?: | Yes |
| Do you have a lot of friends?: | Yes |
| Do you give in easily?: | Sometimes |
| Are you stubborn?: | Yes |
| Are you annoying?: | I hope not |
| Are you a necrophilliac?: | No |
| Are you incestuous?: | No |
| Is your room messy?: | Yes |
| Do you make fun of other people?: | Yes |
| Do you respect your body?: | No |
| Are you arrogant?: | No |
| Do you have low self-esteem?: | Yes |
| Are you unique?: | Yes |
| Are your hands clammy?: | No |
| Are you short?: | Not really |
| Are you freakishly tall?: | No |
| Do you like Simple Plan?: | No |
| =>Beliefs<= | |
| Do you believe in the Christian God?: | No |
| Do you believe in magic?: | YEs |
| True love?: | Yes |
| Heaven?: | No |
| Hell?: | No |
| Satan?: | No |
| The Lord and Lady?: | No |
| The Goddess?: | No |
| The Greek Gods or Goddesses?: | No |
| The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?: | No |
| Are you an atheist?: | No |
| Agnostic?: | Yes |
| Do you believe in fairies?: | Yes |
| Dragons?: | No |
| Unicorns?: | No |
| Gollums?: | No |
| Santa?: | No |
| The Easter Bunny?: | No |
| The Tooth Fairy?: | No |
| Pixies?: | No |
| Phoenixes?: | No |
| Elves?: | No |
| Dwarves?: | No |
| Mermaids?: | No |
| Karma?: | Yes |
| Immortality?: | Maybe |
| Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?: | No |
| Mayan Gods?: | No |
| Incan Gods?: | No |
| Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?: | No |
| Do you believe in life on other planets?: | Yes |
| Do you believe in the Xqoaest?: | No |
| Do you believe in parallel universes?: | No |
| Do you believe that black holes are time portals?: | Maybe |
| Do you believe in Eternity?: | Yes |
| Do you believe in evolution?: | Yes |
| Do you believe in life after death?: | No |
| What happens to us after we die?: | We just.. go. |
| Do you believe in superheroes?: | No |
| Super villains?: | No |
| Do you believe in Fate?: | Yes |
| That everything has a purpose?: | No |
| Do you believe that everything revolves around money?: | No |
| Sex?: | No |
| Love?: | No |
| Success?: | No |
| Making yourself happy?: | No |
| Making others happy?: | No |
| Religion?: | No |
| Politics?: | No |
| Do you believe in miracles?: | Yes |
| Angels?: | No |
| Demons?: | No |
| Ghosts?: | Yes |
| Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?: | Yes |
| Do you believe in selfessness at all?: | Yes |
| Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?: | Sometimes |
| Do you believe that anything can happen?: | Yes |
| Name:: | Krystal |
| Age:: | 17 |
| Gender:: | Female |
| Nicknames:: | Krys |
| Aliases:: | Krys Carnage |
| What made you choose them?: | Myspace x] |
| If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?: | Probably Chris lol |
| Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?: | Aryn :] |
| If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?: | No |
| What heritage does your first name imply?: | Rocks or hamburgers, you pick |
| What heritage does your middle name imply?: | Dunno |
| What heritage does your last name imply?: | German |
| Place of birth:: | Alabama |
| Date of birth:: | 10/22/91 |
| Nationality:: | American |
| Were you named after anyone?: | No |
| Who?: | No |
| What side of the family does your name come from?: | QUITIT |
| Did your parents immigrate?: | No |
| How about your grandparents?: | No |
| Your great grandparents?: | No |
| Further back into your family?: | Yes |
| Where did they emmigrate from?: | Ireland, Germany, France, England, Japan |
| Where did they immigrate to?: | America |
| How old are your parents?: | 40 somethings |
| Do you have any siblings?: | Yes |
| How old are they?: | No clue |
| What are their names?: | Tony, Grace, Jennifer |
| Do you get along with your family?: | No |
| Do you wish they were different?: | No |
| Were you ever abused by any member of your family?: | No |
| Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?: | No |
| Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?: | No |
| If so, why?: | wehdejkhf |
| Who do you get along with most? (792!): | Mother |
| ...The Ideal Mate | |
| Hair color:: | Black |
| Hair length:: | Medium |
| Hairstyle:: | Swoopie :] |
| Eye color:: | Green |
| Skin color:: | White |
| Any makeup?:: | Eyeliner |
| Clothing style:: | Goth |
| Shy or outgoing?:: | Outgoing |
| Happy or depressed?:: | Middle |
| Funny or serious?:: | Both |
| Abusive or kind?:: | Kind |
| Respectful or perverted?:: | Little of both |
| Completely describe their personality:: | Nice, funny, intelligent, artistic, music loving, |
| This is another space if you need it:: | wild, crazy, loving, accepting, and understanding |
| Ideal height:: | 5'7 - 6' |
| Ideal weight:: | Blah |
| Body type:: | Average |
| Completely describe their appearance:: | This would take way too long to explain |
| This is another space if you need it:: | I'm far to picky with perfection |
| Masochistic or sadistic?:: | Both |
| Conformist or nonconformist?:: | Nonconformist |
| Artistic or athletic?: | Artistic |
| Intellectual or unintelligent?: | Intellectual |
| Complex or simple?: | Complex |
| What would their hobbies be?: | Painting, writing, reading, drawing, making music |
| Interests?: | Photography, art, music, friends, adventures |
| Obsessions: | None |
| Would they hug you often?: | Yes |
| Kiss you often?: | Yes |
| Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?: | Yes |
| Have you already found your ideal mate?: | No |
| Are you in love?: | Not anymore |
| What will you do together?: | Everything |
| Your ideal date:: | A show |
| Your ideal wedding:: | Nonexistant |
| How many kids?: | None |
| What will their names be?: | Blah |
| What do you think they would look like?: | Blah |
| Will you even have kids?: | No |
| If not, why?: | I don't like children |
| Will you even get married?: | No |
| If not, why?: | I don't want to |
| Are you taken or single?: | Single |
| .:Dislikes:. | |
| Least favorite color:: | Yellow |
| Animal:: | Frog |
| Number:: | 1-10, anything ending in even numbers or 5s |
| President:: | Bush |
| Actor:: | Idfc |
| Actress:: | Idfc |
| Director:: | Idfc |
| Celebrity:: | Most of them |
| Artist:: | Idfc |
| Illustrator:: | Idfc |
| Poet:: | Idfc |
| Writer:: | Idfc |
| Band:: | Black Eyed Peas |
| Musician:: | Blah |
| Singer:: | Blah |
| Food:: | Seafood |
| Fruit:: | Blah |
| Vegetable:: | Blah |
| Candy:: | Blah |
| Drupe:: | Blah |
| Candy bar:: | Blah |
| Brand of chocolate:: | Blah |
| Skittles flavor:: | Grape |
| Month:: | July |
| Year:: | Blah |
| Decade:: | Blah |
| Decade:: | BlahBlah |
| Millenium:: | Blah |
| Era:: | Blah |
| Time period:: | Blah |
| Battle of the Civil War:: | All of them |
| War:: | All of them |
| Battle of WWII:: | All of them |
| Battle of American Revolution:: | All of them |
| Genius:: | Blah |
| Genus of plant:: | Blah |
| Flower:: | Tulip |
| Tree:: | Blah |
| Hair color:: | Gray |
| Eye color:: | Brown |
| Fairy tale:: | Blah |
| Disney princess:: | Belle |
| Disney villain:: | The hunter in Bambi |
| Disney prince:: | Blah |
| Movie character:: | Blah |
| Play character:: | Blah |
| Book character:: | Blah |
| Musical character:: | Blah |
| Play:: | Blah |
| Musical:: | Blah |
| Person:: | Blah |
| Brand of cereal:: | Blah |
| Brand of battery:: | Blah |
| Mental illness:: | Blah |
| Medication:: | Blah |
| Serial killer:: | Blah |
| Poison:: | Blah |
| Type of sword:: | Blah |
| Type of gun:: | Blah |
| Toothpaste brand:: | Blah |
| Scent:: | Blah |
| Type of knife:: | Blah |
| Taste:: | Blah |
| Sound:: | Blah |
| Article of clothing:: | Skirts |
| What do you think of... | |
| Ugly people?: | I pity them |
| Pretty people?: | A tad jealous |
| Bald people?: | I find them humourous |
| Scrawny African children?: | Sadddd |
| Religion?: | Stupid |
| Politics?: | Stupid |
| Abortion?: | Should be legal |
| Church?: | Stupid |
| Separation of church and state?: | A damn good idea. Stick to it! |
| Blondes?: | Eh |
| Brunettes?: | Eh |
| Redheads?: | Love'em! |
| Mainstream rock?: | Eh |
| Abercrombie?: | Ew |
| Pop music?: | Nah |
| Classic rock?: | Nah |
| Roleplaying?: | Maybe |
| Emo music?: | Some is okay |
| The emo trend?: | lolz emo r teh dedz. scene r00lz |
| Ignorance?: | Intolerable |
| Stupidity?: | See above |
| Mental retardation?: | :( |
| My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?: | Who? |
| Friends?: | Love them |
| Disrespect?: | Intolerable |
| Immaturity?: | Annoying |
| Republicans?: | Blah |
| Democrats?: | Blah |
| George W. Bush?: | Blah |
| Your mom? (OH, BURN. xD): | Is delightful |
| My mom?: | I dunno your mum |
| Me?: | You're hokay |
| This survey?: | Looooong |
| Dry walls?: | Good for taping things to |
| Painted walls?: | Better than blank walls |
| Drugs?: | Expiriments |
| Alcohol?: | :] |
| Prostitution?: | Eh |
| Premarital sex?: | :] |
| Teenage sex?: | :] |
| People?: | Blah |
| Homosexuality?: | Is not wrong |
| Bisexuality?: | See above |
| Heterosexuality?: | See above |
| Your classmates?: | Are irritating |
| Your co-workers?: | I do not work :] |
| Your job?: | See above |
| Your abilities?: | Are lacking |
| Yourself?: | I hate myself |
| Your school?: | It's lame |
| Your family?: | Tolerable |
| My family?: | Dunno |
| Your mental health?: | Hah, right |
| My mental health?: | Dunno |
| Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?: | Cute :] |
| Your life?: | Blah |
| My life? (What life?): | Blah |
| The color green?: | I love it |
| Pickles?: | Are good |
| Food?: | Is needed |
| Electricity?: | I like it |
| Niagra falls?: | Never been |
| Cataracts?: | Are lame |
| Bridges?: | Shouldn't be burned |
| Braces?: | Are adorable :] |
| Dictionaries?: | Are helpful |
| Television?: | Boring |
| Fairy tales?: | Boring |
| Hollywood?: | :] |
| MTV?: | Eww |
| .x.Currently.x. | |
| What are you feeling?: | The keyboard under my fingertips |
| Smelling?: | Nothing |
| Seeing?: | The computer |
| Hearing?: | Informatik |
| Doing?: | This survey |
| Who are you talking to online?: | Sarah |
| On the phone?: | No one |
| What room of the house are you in?: | Front room |
| Are you cold?: | No |
| Bored?: | Yes |
| Warm?: | No |
| Hot?: | No |
| Do you look nice?: | No |
| What are you wearing?: | A massive kiss t-shirt and jeans |
| Are you eating anything?: | No |
| Drinking anything?: | Tea :( |
| BMI?: | Idk |
| What brand of shoes are you wearing?: | None |
| What are you wishing for?: | Comfort and happiness in my own life and skin |
| What are you worried about?: | Kyle |
| Sad about?: | A lot |
| Happy about?: | Seeing James in two weeks |
| Angry about?: | That I didn't get to see him this weekend |
| Serious about?: | Music |
| Laughing about?: | Nothing |
| Talking about?: | This survey |
| Typing about?: | This answer |
| Are you IMing anyone?: | Sarah |
| .o.Friends.o. | |
| Who are your friends?: | Sarah and others |
| Your best friends?: | Sarah, James, Kyle, and Amber |
| Who do you hang out with most?: | Sarah |
| Who do you treat the best?: | Sarah |
| Who treats you the best?: | Sarah and Amber |
| Do you even have friends?: | Yes |
| If so, why are you taking this survey?: | Most of them are sleeping |
| The smart one?: | Sarah |
| The depressed one?: | Josh |
| The punk?: | Taylor |
| The goth?: | James :] |
| The prep?: | Ashley |
| The jock?: | Kaiti |
| The outcast?: | None |
| The stupid one?: | Basically all the boys |
| The one who you think will kill someone one day?: | James |
| The annoying one?: | Ian |
| The hyper one?: | None, really |
| The oblivious one?: | Kyle |
| The romantic?: | Noneee |
| The content one?: | Evan |
| The pervert?: | Allllllll of them |
| The liar?: | Sarah W |
| The cheapskate?: | James >.> lol |
| The ominous one?: | Anthony |
| The disrespectful one?: | James |
| The abusive one?: | None |
| The hot one?: | Kyle, Evan, Matty |
| The ugly one?: | Daniel |
| The one that hates you?: | Why would my friends hate me? |
| The one you hate but hang out with anyway?: | Leah |
| The back-up one?: | Leah |
| The fighter?: | James |
| The lover?: | Amber |
| The hippie?: | Kaiti |
| The druggie?: | Marcus |
| The alcoholic?: | Marcus |
| The one that is most likely to be in jail?: | Marcus/Cameron |
| The most likely to be murdered?: | None, I hope |
| The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?: | Stephen |
| The most likely to stay there forever?: | Me |
| The normal one?: | Sarah |
| The conformist?: | Ashley |
| The nonconformist?: | Most of us |
| The masochistic one?: | Me |
| The sadistic one?: | Anthony |
| The weird one?: | lol |
| The musical one?: | Evan, Brian, Faygo, Andrew |
| The artistic one?: | Courtney |
| The perfect one?: | Sarah :] |
| The literary genius?: | Sarahh |
| The fugitive?: | Marcus/Cameron |
| The juvenille delinquint?: | See above |
| The Jewish one?: | .....No clue |
| The Christian one?: | Faygo |
| The Buddhist one?: | None |
| The Muslim one?: | Abdulie |
| The Hindu one?: | Dunno |
| The Catholic one?: | Dunno |
| The Wiccan one?: | Toni |
| The atheist?: | Amber |
| The agnostic?: | Me |
| The cutter?: | Amber |
| The anorexic one?: | Katherine |
| The bulimic one?: | Me |
| The skinny one?: | Amber, Sarah, Kyle |
| The thin one?: | See above |
| The fat one?: | Courtney |
| The obese one?: | Samantha |
| The Satanic one?: | James |
| Have you Ever... | |
| Gone on a cruise?: | Yes |
| Beaten someone up?: | Yes |
| Been beaten up?: | No |
| Bullied someone?: | Yes |
| Been bullied?: | Yes |
| Attempted suicide?: | Yes |
| Attempted murder?: | No |
| Nearly died?: | Yes |
| Broken the law?: | Yes |
| Stolen something?: | Yes |
| Had an abortion?: | No |
| Known the president?: | No |
| Had an affair with the president?: | No |
| Met a famous person?: | Yes |
| Had an affair?: | No |
| Been out of the country?: | Yes |
| Out of state?: | Yes |
| Out of your town?: | Yes |
| Written a poem?: | Yes |
| A story?: | Yes |
| A novel?: | In the process |
| A song?: | Yes |
| Gotten published?: | No |
| Written a love poem?: | Yes |
| Novel?: | No |
| Song?: | No |
| Said that you hated the world?: | Yes |
| Finished school?: | No |
| Flunked a grade?: | No |
| Flunked a grade?: | No |
| Flunked a subject?: | Yes |
| Read a book for enjoyment?: | Yes |
| Bungee jumped?: | No |
| Skydived?: | No |
| Danced?: | Yes |
| Been to a dance?: | Yes |
| Scuba dived?: | No |
| Broken a bone?: | No |
| Gotten a nose bleed?: | No |
| Had an orgasm?: | Yes |
| Suffered from psychosis?: | Yes |
| Wished you could get away with something?: | Yes |
| Thought of killing someone?: | Yes |
| Thought of killing yourself?: | Yes |
| Saved your own?: | Yes |
| Gone to the beach?: | Yes |
| Gone fishing?: | Yes |
| Gone to an island?: | Yes |
| Died in a dream?: | Yes |
| Had a dream that came true?: | Yes |
| Kissed someone in the rain?: | Yes |
| Gotten pregnant?: | No |
| Eaten calamari?: | Yes |
| Lobster?: | Yes |
| Helped anybody during the holidays?: | Yes |
| Helped a stranger?: | Yes |
| Kissed a stranger?: | No |
| Hugged a stranger?: | Yes |
| Can You... | |
| Kiss your elbow?: | No |
| Touch your nose with your tongue?: | Yes |
| Stick your fist in your mouth?: | No |
| Touch your toes?: | Yes |
| Give away money?:: | Yes |
| Marry a family member?: | No |
| Hire an assassin?: | No |
| Stay up all night?: | Yes |
| Stay up for /ten/ nights?: | No |
| Finish this survey?: | Yes |
| Swim?: | Yes |
| Draw well?: | Yes |
| Sing well?: | Yes |
| Write well?: | Yes |
| Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?: | No |
| Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?: | No |
| Without milk?: | No |
| Predict the future?: | No |
| Would you Ever... | |
| Sacrifice everything for a friend?: | Yes |
| A lover?: | Maybe |
| Give your life for a friend?: | Yes |
| A lover?: | Maybe |
| Lie to a friend?: | Maybe |
| Lie to your parents?: | Yes |
| Lie to a lover?: | Yes |
| Steal from your parents?: | No |
| Hug them in public?: | Yes |
| Blow up your house?: | No |
| Abuse someone?: | Yes |
| Use someone?: | Yes |
| Recommend this survey to a friend?: | Yes |
| Would you ever Be... | |
| A fireman?: | No |
| Policeman?: | No |
| Serial killer?: | No |
| Doctor?: | No |
| Surgeon?: | No |
| Prostitute?: | No |
| Playboy model?: | No |
| Writer?: | Yes |
| Artist?: | Yes |
| Musician?: | Yes |
| Assassin?: | No |
| Ninja?: | No |
| Soldier?: | No |
| President?: | No |
| Darth Vader?: | No |
| Pilot?: | No |
| Mortician?: | Yes |
| Forensic scientist?: | No |
| Detective?: | No |
| Lawyer?: | No |
| Drug-dealer?: | Yes |
| Pirate?: | No |
| Box-carrier?: | No |
| Store clerk?: | No |
| Banker?: | No |
| Criminal?: | No |
| Target?: | No |
| Professional wrestler?: | No |
| Tennis player?: | No |
| Rapper?: | No |
| Country singer?: | No |
| Pop star?: | No |
| Actor?: | No |
| Plastic surgeon?: | Maybe |
| Why... | |
| Is the sky blue?: | Because it would look funny if it were magenta |
| Is the world round?: | Yes |
| Is the world unfair?: | Yes |
| Are most people selfish?: | Yes |
| Impolite?: | Yes |
| Disrespectful?: | Yes |
| Conforming?: | Yes |
| Are there religions?: | Yes |
| Theories?: | Yes |
| Opinions?: | Yes |
| Are humans so intelligent?: | Some |
| Do we need air?: | Yes |
| Do we age?: | No |
| Do we die?: | Yes |
| Is there cheddar cheese in the world?: | Yes |
| Swiss?: | Yes |
| American?: | Yes |
| Are you taking this?: | Yes |
| When was the last time... | |
| You brushed your teeth?: | Yesterday |
| Took a shower?: | Yesterday |
| Ate?: | Yesterday |
| Drank?: | Yesterday |
| Drank an alcoholic beverage?: | A week ago |
| Took a pill?: | A week ago |
| Smoked?: | A week ago |
| You got your photograph taken?: | A week ago |
| You got caught doing something bad?: | Yesterday |
| Dyed your hair?: | A month or two ago |
| Hurt someone physically?: | Dunno |
| Hurt someone emotionally?: | Dunno |
| Did your homework?: | 6th Grade |
| Hung out with your friends?: | Friday |
| Got drunk?: | A week ago |
| Said a good-by to someone?: | Today |
| Greeted someone?: | Today |
| Took a survey?: | Now |
| Won a contest?: | Oh geeze |
| Went out on a date?: | It's been a while |
| =>Word Association<= | |
| Bed.: | Sleep |
| Curtains.: | Dark |
| Lights.: | Bright |
| Music.: | Healing |
| Candles.: | Got |
| Closet.: | Closed |
| Door.: | Shut |
| Window.: | Stalker |
| Onomotapoeia.: | Bing |
| Dog.: | Bone |
| Cat.: | Mouse |
| Egypt.: | Slave |
| Corey.: | Pattakos |
| Mirror.: | Broken |
| Case.: | Closed |
| Cage.: | Animal |
| Cave.: | Man |
| Nutella.: | Yummm |
| Bird.: | Bee |
| Bear.: | Dare |
| Death.: | Release |
| Life.: | Pain |
| White.: | Black |
| Black.: | Africa |
| Personality.: | Key |
| Pickle.: | Turnip |
| Dilemna.: | Problem |
| Love.: | Lust |
| Liberal.: | Gay |
| Conservative.: | Dick |
| Ball.: | Roll |
| Moderate.: | Restrict |
| Inept.: | Retarded |
| Even more strange Questions | |
| If you could create the world, would you make it a triangle or a square?: | Triangle |
| Do you find yourself frequently sounding like Donald Duck with a migraine?: | No |
| Estimating, how many pieces of lined paper have you used this year?: | Thousands |
| If you were a pen, what kind of pen would you be? (Be specific.): | Purple ink pen |
| If you were a pencil, what kind of pencil would you be?: | Ticonderoga |
| What is your favorite thing to highlight?: | Words |
| What number can you relate to the most?: | 17 |
| What would you do if you were a spider?: | Scuttle |
| A chicken?: | Squwak |
| A goose?: | Lay eggs |
| An anteater?: | Waddle |
| If you were a pirate, which sea would you sail?: | Caribbean |
| Would you rather sell your life or gamble it away?: | Gamble |
| If you could pay anyone in the world to be your friend, who would it be?: | Corey Pattakos |
| Do you think that Bigfoot is really fighting with aliens?: | No |
| Do you believe tabloids?: | No |
| If you were a tabloid, would you believe in yourself?: | No |
| Why do you believe tabloids?: | No |
| Why do you not believe tabloids?: | They're stupid |
| Estimating, how many different tabloids are there?: | Dunno |
| Who do you think is the best Disney supporting actor?: | Abu |
| Does citrus acid make you happy?: | No |
| On the HB scale, what is your favorite lead?: | HB scale? |
| Do you think PLAGIARISTS should die long and horrible deaths?: | Yes |
| What do you think of LYING, CHEATING, and PLAGIARISM?: | Baaad |
| How mean do you think PLAGIARISTS are?: | Very |
| How angry do PLAGIARISTS make /you/ feel?: | Get |
| If PLAGIARISM was a dollar, how much money would you have?: | The |
| If someone PLAGIARIZED you, what would you do?: | Fuck |
| What would you include in a nasty Bzoink e-mail intended for them?: | Over |
| Should PLAGIARISTS be pushed off buildings?: | Yourself |
| Should PLAGIARISTS who PLAGIARIZE our survey grovel at our feet?: | Woman |
| And should they delete their survey?: | You're |
| Do you think PLAGIARISTS who like fashion are dumb?: | Being |
| Do you think Skittles should be evil?: | Really |
| Do you think PLAGIARISTS are the new PURPLE?: | Immature |
| Do you think cats should eat PLAGIARISTS for breakfast?: | Right |
| Dogs?: | About |
| Llamas?: | Now |
| Do you think PLAGIARISTS are desperate?: | !!!!!!! |
| Story time! | |
| When was the baby born?: | At night |
| Where was the baby born?: | In a well |
| Was the baby a girl or a boy?: | Boy |
| Who was the baby born from?: | Angie and Cedric |
| How much did the baby weigh?: | 6.5lbs |
| Did the baby cry?: | No |
| Was the baby switched at birth?: | No |
| What was the baby named?: | Reggie |
| Did the baby have hair?: | No |
| Were there any abnormalities?: | It has eight toes and and third nipple |
| Was the baby healthy?: | Other than the above, yes |
| Could the baby smile?: | Yes |
| Did the baby see his/her parents right away?: | Yes |
| Did the baby ever see his/her parents?: | Yes |
| When the baby leave the hospital?: | There was no hospital |
| When did the baby learn how to crawl?: | Three months, he was a fast learner |
| Walk?: | One year |
| Go to the restroom?: | At birth |
| When did the baby get his/her nails cut for the first time?: | He didn't |
| Toenails?: | See above |
| When did the baby first get into trouble?: | He's been in trouble his entire life |
| What was it about?: | Existing |
| What was the first song the baby listened to?: | Bitches Get Stitches |
| What class was the baby born into?: | Slave |
| Where was the first park the baby went to?: | In the backyard |
| First flavor of ice cream:: | Vanilla |
| Did the baby hate Skittles?: | No |
| Did the baby have any talents?: | Yes |
| Did the baby hate PLAGIARISTS?: | Yes |
| Was the toddler popular?: | Yes |
| Did the toddler have nice clothes?: | No |
| Was the toddler good at writing?: | No |
| Could the toddler ask questions without PLAGIARIZING?: | Yes |
| What did the toddler eat for lunch at school?: | Bloody meat slabs and peanuts |
| What kind of grades did the toddler get?: | Straight a's |
| Was the toddler overweight?: | No |
| Was the toddler cute?: | Yes |
| Did the toddler like to play Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Donkey?: | No |
| Did the toddler like to play Duck, Duck, Goose?: | No |
| Did the toddler like to play kickball?: | No |
| Did the toddler like to draw?: | Yes |
| Did the toddler like to read?: | Yes |
| What did the child get for his/her tenth birthday?: | A dog |
| Was the child intelligent?: | Yes |
| Who PLAGIARIZED the child at this time?: | The dog |
| Was the child nice to other people?: | Yes |
| Did the child PLAGIARIZE other people?: | No |
| Was the child good at mathematics?: | Yes |
| Did the child enjoy school?: | No |
| Who liked the child?: | The dog |
| Did the teenager dye his/her hair?: | Yes |
| Did the teenager rebel against his/her parents?: | Yes |
| What subculture did the teenager fit in?: | Preppy |
| What kind of clothes did the teenager wear?: | Polo |
| What kind of makeup?: | None |
| What kind of music did the teenager listen to?: | Pop |
| What kind of friends did the teenager have?: | None |
| What kind of rumors were spread about the teenager?: | Lots |
| What did the teenager usually do when he/she got home?: | Hard drugs |
| Did the teenager like attention?: | Yes |
| Was the teenager outgoing?: | No |
| What kind of emotional problems did the teenager deal with?: | Addiction |
| Was the teenager bullied?: | Yes |
| Did the teenager bully others?: | No |
| What college did the young adult attend?: | Pibb County Correctional Facility |
| What did he/she major in?: | Armed Robbery |
| Did the young adult have a lot of money?: | No |
| Was the young adult independent?: | No |
| What kind of job did the young adult have?: | Kitchen Duty |
| Did the middle-aged person go through a mid-life crisis?: | Yes |
| Did the middle-aged person have any kids?: | No. Bubba was not able to give Reggie children |
| What did the middle-aged person do in his/her spare time?: | Plan his escape |
| What were their genders?: | Male |
| Was the senior citizen a grandparent?: | No |
| Did the senior citizen have any stories to tell?: | Yes |
| Did the senior citizen have time to tell all of his/her stories?: | No |
| How did the senior citizen die?: | Bubba got rough |
| How many people came to the funeral?: | Bubba |
| What does this mean? | |
| Three.: | Less than four |
| Avid.: | Excited |
| Fervor.: | Dunno |
| Nocent.: | Dunno |
| Irenic.: | Dunno |
| Drupe.: | Dunno |
| Beauty.: | Attractive |
| Perfection.: | Corey Pattakos x]] |
| Ignorant.: | RedNecks |
| Viridian.: | Red? |
| Ironic.: | Funny |
| Noxious.: | Poisonous |
| Life.: | Pain |
| Happiness.: | Joy |
| Adventure.: | Quest |
| Purity.: | Virgin |
| Freedom.: | Death |
| Individuality.: | Special |
| Wonderful.: | Good |
| Profugus luminarium.: | Dunno |
| Momento mori.: | Dunno |
| Hola, me llama Amour.: | Hello, my name is Amour? |
| Mohorovicic discontinuity.: | Dunno |
| Infamous.: | Famous lol |
| Congenial.: | Dunno |
| Cordial.: | Dunno |
| Distribution.: | Give away |
| Contribution.: | Gift |
| Enigmatic.: | Dunno |
| Arcane.: | Magical |
| Dasani.: | Water |
| La lune.: | Looney? |
| Insignificant.: | Unimportant |
| Asylum.: | Home |
| Poetry.: | Help |
| Music.: | Art |
| Art.: | Music |
| Literature.: | Entertainment |
| Drama.: | Retarded |
| Stupidity.: | See above |
| Death.: | Gone |
| Talent.: | Special |
| Truth.: | Not a lie |
| Youth.: | Beautiful |
| Forever.: | Eternity |
| Romantic.: | Gooey |
| Hopeless.: | Romantic |
| Hopeless romantic. (xD): | See above! :] |
| PLAGIARISM.: | Sucks |
| Mainstream.: | Conformist |
| Knowledge.: | Intelligence |
| Wisdom.: | Knowledge |
| Endurance.: | Strength |
| Beauty or love?: | Love |
| Wisdom or beauty?: | Wisdom |
| Being loved unconditionally or being famous?: | Loved unconditionally |
| Knowledge or wisdom?: | Wisdom |
| Power or pride?: | Pride |
| Lying or imprisonment?: | Lying |
| Murder or death?: | Murder |
| Revenge or forgiveness?: | Forgiveness |
| Being liked or being respected?: | Liked |
| Heart or brain?: | Brain |
| Which Age is this Appropriate For... | |
| Radios.: | 1 |
| Gardening.: | 8 |
| Lava lamps.: | 1 |
| Black lights.: | 1 |
| Hovercrafts.: | 13 |
| Cars.: | 16 |
| Spaghetti straps.: | 12 |
| Hopscotch.: | 4 |
| My Little Pony.: | 3 |
| Barbies.: | 3 |
| Tonka trucks.: | 4 |
| Edgar Allan Poe.: | 13 |
| MySpace.: | 16 |
| The Internet in general.: | 4 |
| Neopets.: | 6 |
| Quizilla.: | 16 |
| Vampirefreaks.: | 16 |
| Disney.: | 1 |
| Lizzie McGuire.: | 1 |
| Beauty and the Beast.: | 1 |
| Hans Christian Anderson.: | 1 |
| Elton John.: | 1 |
| Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.: | 1 |
| Bauhaus.: | 12 |
| Satanism.: | 1 |
| Biolage.: | 1 |
| Hair curlers.: | 12 |
| Hairspray.: | 10 |
| Nail polish.: | 7 |
| Short skirts.: | 14 |
| Bikinis.: | 8 |
| Tanning.: | Never |
| Fun.: | 1 |
| Public appearances.: | 5 |
| When to form your own band.: | 14 |
| Playing the piano.: | 7 |
| Staying home alone.: | 7 |
| Drinking.: | 13 |
| Smoking.: | 14 |
| Videogames.: | 4 |
| Violent videogames.: | 6 |
| Mature videogames.: | 7 |
| Dora the Explorer.: | 3 |
| The Little Mermaid.: | 1 |
| Eminem.: | 10 |
| PLAGIARIZING.: | 000000 |
| Voting.: | 18 |
| Perfume.: | 10 |
| Makeup.: | 6 |
| Accessorizing.: | 4 |
| Rap.: | 1 |
| The Girl Next Door.: | 1 |
| Finding Nemo.: | 1 |
| Armageddon.: | 1 |
| Pirates of the Caribbean.: | 1 |
| Water beds.: | 7 |
| Becoming famous.: | 1 |
| Swearing.: | 13 |
| Going to war.: | 25 |
| Sports.: | 6 |
| Having a child.: | 30+ |
| Getting married.: | 45+ |
| Living on your own.: | 16 |
| Teen Spirit.: | 13 |
| Lady Speed Stick.: | Whenever you stank |
| Cologne.: | See above |
| NASA.: | 18 |
| Going on a cruise.: | 10 |
| College.: | 19 |
| Graduating from high school.: | 17 |
| Going to the movies without a parent.: | 10 |
| Santa Claus.: | 7 |
| Easter Bunny.: | 7 |
| Tooth fairy.: | 7 |
| Bird watching.: | 10 |
| Coin collecting.: | 50+ |
| Housekeeping.: | 10 |
| Pink Panther.: | 1 |
| Sherlock Holmes.: | 1 |
| Oscar Wilde.: | 7 |
| RL Stine.: | 7 |
| Lemony Snicket.: | 7 |
| JK Rowling.: | 7 |
| Terry Brooks.: | 7 |
| Alvin Schwartz.: | 7 |
| JRR Tolkein.: | 7 |
| Charles Dickens.: | 7 |
| Ernest Hemingway.: | 7 |
| Green Day.: | 7 |
| Ghost stories.: | 6 |
| Law and Order: SVU.: | 6 |
| Campfires.: | 4 |
| Sleepovers.: | 7 |
| Sleepover parties.: | 7 |
| American Idol.: | 6 |
| A figure.: | 12 |
| Modeling.: | 1 |
| Freckles.: | Never! |
| Whitened teeth.: | 10 |
| Plastic surgery.: | 16 |
| Advertising on television.: | 1 |
| Community service.: | 12 |
| Prison.: | 18 |
| The legal adult age.: | 18 |
| What will Happen/How will the world End? | |
| Giant tornado.: | No |
| Nuclear war.: | No |
| Giant tsunami.: | No |
| A title wave.: | No |
| An asteroid.: | No |
| Explosion of the sun.: | No |
| Giant volcanic erruption.: | No |
| Giant freak afternoon tea accident.: | No |
| Giant missile crisis.: | No |
| Another Great Depression. Only worse.: | No |
| Earthquake.: | No |
| Penguins will take over the world.: | No |
| Parrots become the dominant.: | No |
| Alien invasion.: | No |
| Bigfoot will invite his pals over, Bighead, Bighands, and Bigtummy.: | No |
| Lochness monster will have children.: | No |
| Everyone will turn cannibalistic.: | No |
| Everyone will run out of natural resources.: | Yes |
| Third Ice Age.: | No |
| Global warming.: | Yes |
| Precambrian Eon will return.: | No |
| Toxic fumes.: | No |
| Disappearing water.: | No |
| Planet collision.: | No |
| Termites.: | No |
| George W. Bush will get a third reelection.: | No |
| Everyone will commit suicide.: | No |
| Intergalactic highway construction.: | No |
| Intergalactic spies like Kiri will take over.: | No |
| PLAGIARISTS will rule the world.: | No |
| Lions will eat us all.: | No |
| Cockroaches will rule the world.: | No |
| A pandemic.: | Maybe |
| The Black Plague will avenge itself.: | Maybe |
| Mythical creatures will come back and reclaim their world.: | No |
| The Big Bang will reoccur.: | No |
| Pesticide will kill all the insects in the world.: | No |
| The Earth will spontaneously combust.: | No |
| The world will collapse.: | No |
| Genocide.: | No |
| All the money will burn.: | No |
| Cell phones really did cause brain tumors.: | No |
| Karma will kill us.: | Maybe |
| All the stars in the universe will explode at once.: | No |
| Ghosts will kill us.: | No |
| A giant fan will blow us away.: | No |
| Pizza Hut will explode.: | No |
| Hair curlers will burn us all.: | No |
| Everyone will get a perm and die of fright from looking at each other.: | No |
| Grandmas will turn rabid.: | No |
| PLAGIARISTS will make Reko and Kiri angry.: | No |
| The Mohorovicic Discontinuity will disappear.: | No |
| Daddy Long Legs will get a larger mouth.: | No |
| People get so lazy that their lawn will grow too high to allow sunlight in.: | No |
| Twinkle will succeed as a dictator.: | No |
| Star will become president.: | No |
| Biotech disaster.: | No |
| People will not actually save money switching to Geico.: | No |
| Cingular and Verizon will never join.: | No |
| Pollution.: | No |
| Giant feet. o.o: | No |
| Everyone will become a movie copycat.: | No |
| Pandemonium at football games will get a little too extreme.: | No |
| Are these Cliched and Overrated? Or just fine? | |
| Striving to be unique.: | Fine |
| Mall goth.: | Cliche |
| Punk.: | Fine |
| Emo.: | Fine |
| Love.: | Fine |
| Anti-love.: | Fine |
| Pro-war.: | Overrated |
| Pro-peace.: | Fine |
| George W. Bush jokes.: | Fine |
| Smoking.: | Fine |
| Drinking.: | Fine |
| Television.: | Fine |
| MTV.: | Fine |
| Reformers.: | Overrated |
| Showering.: | Fine |
| Partying.: | Fine |
| Drinking water.: | Fine |
| Physical fitness.: | Overrated x] |
| Eating.: | Fine |
| The Internet.: | Fine |
| Walking.: | Fine |
| Pretending to cut.: | Cliche |
| Having a dog.: | Fine |
| Sleeping on a bed. (Go S/X/Zarys!): | Fine |
| Green Day.: | Overrated |
| Fall Out Boy.: | See above |
| My Chemical Romance.: | Fine |
| Cheerleading.: | Overrated |
| Popularity.: | See above |
| Pretending to be depressed.: | See above |
| Celebrities.: | See above |
| Celebrity wannabes.: | See above |
| Communication.: | Fine |
| Cell phones.: | Fine |
| Liking thunderstorms.: | Fine |
| Drama.: | Overrated |
| High school.: | See above |
| Makeup.: | See above |
| Accessories.: | See above |
| Clothes. (xD): | Fine |
| Desert.: | Fine |
| The rain.: | Fine |
| Skipping class.: | Fine |
| Anime/manga.: | Fine |
| Rebels.: | Fine |
| Movies.: | Fine |
| What Would you like to do/Try? | |
| Escargot?: | I have |
| Lobster?: | I have |
| Creme brule?: | I have |
| Skydiving?: | Sure |
| Hang gliding?: | No |
| Surfing?: | No |
| Snowboarding?: | Sure |
| Go into space?: | Sure |
| Go on a cruise?: | I have |
| Fall in love?: | I have |
| Go to Disney World?: | I have |
| Go to Paris?: | Sure |
| New York City?: | I have |
| Cairo?: | Sure |
| Tokyo?: | Sure |
| Dance with a star?: | No |
| Marry a star?: | No |
| Write a novel?: | Sure |
| Meet a celebrity?: | I have |
| Do any of These scare You? | |
| Spiders.: | No |
| Goblins.: | No |
| Rodents.: | No |
| Creatures.: | No |
| Bees.: | No |
| Fire.: | No |
| Death.: | No |
| Old age.: | Yes |
| Lizards.: | Mo |
| Crowds.: | No |
| People.: | No |
| Butterflies.: | No |
| Blood and gore.: | No |
| Ants.: | No |
| The unknown.: | No |
| Ghosts.: | No |
| Aliens.: | No |
| Medication.: | No |
| Doctors.: | No |
| Hospitals.: | No |
| Satanism.: | No |
| Nazis.: | No |
| Serial killers.: | No |
| Psychopaths.: | No |
| The mentally ill.: | No |
| Sadists.: | No |
| Dinosaurs.: | No |
| Tornadoes.: | No |
| Thunderstorms.: | No |
| Volcanoes.: | No |
| The ocean.: | No |
| Deep water.: | No |
| Clowns.: | No |
| Dolls.: | No |
| Mirrors.: | No |
| The dark.: | Yes |
| Bloody Mary.: | No |
| Windows.: | No |
| Sharks.: | No |
| Insects.: | No |
| Eggs. (Kiri insisted on this. x___x): | No |
| People with deformities.: | No |
| Strange people.: | No |
| Strangers.: | No |
| Failure.: | Yes |
| Being alone.: | No |
| The Apocalypse.: | No |
| Pandemics.: | No |
| Being forgotten.: | Yes |
| Do You Like... | |
| Pink?: | No |
| Bald people?: | Sometimes |
| Period-style clothing?: | No |
| Superman?: | No |
| Bugs?: | No |
| Mud?: | No |
| Dirt?: | No |
| Spiderman?: | Yes |
| Wonderwoman?: | No |
| Money?: | Yes |
| Food?: | Yes |
| Beautiful people?: | Yes |
| Kids?: | No |
| Adults?: | No |
| Teenagers?: | Yes |
| Fruit?: | Yes |
| Blue?: | Yes |
| Vegetables?: | Yes |
| Meat?: | Yes |
| MySpace?: | Yes |
| VF?: | Yes |
| Neopets?: | Yes |
| Quizilla?: | Yes |
| Bzoink?: | Yes |
| MSN?: | Yes |
| AIM?: | Yes |
| YIM?: | Yes |
| Microsoft Word?: | Yes |
| Girls?: | Yes |
| Boys?: | Yes |
| Religion?: | No |
| The radio?: | Yes |
| Dreaming?: | Yes |
| Writing?: | Yes |
| Drawing?: | Yes |
| Roleplaying?: | Sure |
| Art?: | Yes |
| Literature?: | Yes |
| Music?: | Yes |
| Drama?: | No |
| Comedy?: | Yes |
| Tragedy?: | Yes |
| Romance?: | Yes |
| Horror?: | Yes |
| Fantasy?: | Yes |
| Science fiction?: | No |
| Action?: | No |
| Anime/manga?: | Yes |
| Green Day?: | No |
| Fall Out Boy?: | No |
| The emo trend?: | Sure |
| Mall goths?: | No |
| Punk?: | Sure |
| Closets?: | No |
| Disney?: | Yes |
| Beds?: | Yes |
| How many People would it Take To... | |
| Screw in a lightbulb?: | |
| Build a 5,000 foot monument?: | |
| Milk a cow?: | |
| Make a movie?: | |
| Get a PLAGIARIST off the Internet?: | |
| Find a cure for cancer?: | |
| Make a house?: | |
| Feed a horse?: | |
| Create a character?: | |
| Create a /good/ character?: | |
| Find the meaning of life?: | |
| Make dinner?: | |
| Run a cruise ship?: | |
| Run a pirate ship?: | |
| Pillage and plunder?: | |
| And rifle and loot?: | |
| And drink up, me hearties, yo ho?: | |
| Keep Jack Sparrow on that island? Er...Captain. /Captain./ My apologies.: | |
| Plan a perfect murder?: | |
| Cause the Apocalypse?: | |
| Impeach the president?: | |
| Vote Bush out of office?: | |
| Stop PLAGIARISM?: | |
| PLAGIARIZE?: | |
| Write a song?: | |
| Form a band?: | |
| Dye hair?: | |
| Create a salon?: | |
| Make the perfect family?: | |
| Change the world?: | |
| Make things better?: | |
| Help someone in need?: | |
| Cheer up a baby?: | |
| Chear up a 500 year-old baby?: | |
| Form a crew?: | |
| Man a ship?: | |
| Create a website?: | |
| Make a radio station?: | |
| Destroy the world?: | |
| Airline food.: | |
| Decay.: | |
| The world.: | |
| George W. Bush.: | |
| The color orange.: | |
| People pretending to be goths.: | |
| PLAGIARISM.: | |
| People pretending to be good at making surveys.: | |
| People pretending to be punks.: | |
| People pretending to be depressed.: | |
| People pretending to be mentally ill.: | |
| People.: | |
| Test rates.: | |
| Taxes.: | |
| The government.: | |
| Celebrities.: | |
| Obsessive fans of celebrities.: | |
| PLAGIARISTS.: | |
| Green Day.: | |
| The emo trend.: | |
| Brainwashing.: | |
| War.: | |
| Cloning.: | |
| Conformists.: | |
| Money.: | |
| Entertainment.: | |
| Food.: | |
| Basic things for survival.: | |
| Television.: | |
| The way history played out.: | |
| The future.: | |
| The present.: | |
| Aging.: | |
| Lying.: | |
| Lying about your age.: | |
| Sick humor.: | |
| Comedy.: | |
| Bathroom humor.: | |
| Anti-bacterial soap.: | |
| Elementary school teachers.: | |
| Principals.: | |
| The fact we all have different opinions and no one follows ours.: | |
| PLAGIARIZING.: | |
| Imply. The word.: | |
| Diets.: | |
| Having to exercise to stay thin.: | |
| Having to do work to survive.: | |
| Having to do work. Period.: | |
| Notebooks going as high as only five subjects.: | |
| Notebooks that only have 70 pages.: | |
| Wide-ruled paper.: | |
| Elementary school.: | |
| Circles.: | |
| Slightly oblate spheroids.: | |
| Slightly eccentric elipses.: | |
| P and S waves.: | |
| Oxygen.: | |
| Co2.: | |
| H2o.: | |
| Life.: | |
| Aliens.: | |
| Childhood.: | |
| Adolescence.: | |
| Adulthood.: | |
| Meanings.: | |
| The fact that no one looks in the dictionary anymore to define something.: | |
| Disney nowadays.: | |
| Kagome.: | |
| Pickles.: | |
| Feet.: | |
| Noses.: | |
| Cell membranes.: | |
| Atoms.: | |
| Andrew Johnson.: | |
| Andrew Jackson.: | |
| How... | |
| Are you?: | Good |
| Are you doing?: | Fine |
| Have you been?: | Shitty |
| Do you wish you were?: | Happy |
| Do you want to die?: | Peacfully |
| Many years can a mountain exist?: | Forever |
| Many planets are there?: | 9...8 without pluto :( |
| Many numbers are there?: | Infinite |
| Small can things get?: | Molecular |
| Big can things get?: | Universal |
| Will the future turn out for you? Do you have an idea?: | No clue |
| How will the future turn out for me?: | Good I hope |
| Many ways can the world end?: | Lots |
| Many sports are there?: | Too many |
| Many colors are in the rainbow?: | 7 |
| Do you do?: | How YOU doin'? :] |
| What do you think is evil? | |
| Shampoo.: | No |
| Conditioner.: | No |
| Anime.: | No |
| Walls.: | No |
| Ceilings.: | No |
| Fans.: | No |
| Ceiling fans.: | No |
| Donald Duck.: | No |
| Lie detectors.: | No |
| Smoke detectors.: | No |
| Pedometers.: | No |
| Death.: | No |
| The Grim Reaper.: | No |
| Christmas.: | No |
| God.: | No |
| Satan.: | No |
| Jesus.: | No |
| Satin.: | No |
| Pepsi.: | No |
| Electricity.: | No |
| The Internet.: | No |
| Mashed potatoes.: | No |
| Orange juice.: | No |
| My computer.: | No |
| Haappii Bouanmey: | No |
| Veeahhckomee: | No |
| Gaston.: | Yes |
| The world.: | Yes |
| The universe.: | No |
| Spinach.: | No |
| Celery.: | No |
| Escargot.: | No |
| Pizza Hut.: | No |
| Disney nowadays.: | No |
| Wal-Mart.: | No |
| Stores in general.: | No |
| Fish.: | No |
| Birds.: | Yes |
| Anteaters.: | No |
| Whole milk.: | No |
| Skittles.: | No |
| PLAGIARISTS.: | Yes |
| Cupcakes.: | No |
| MTV.: | No |
| Television.: | No |
| VH1.: | No |
| Comedy Central.: | No |
| MAD TV.: | No |
| Comedy in general.: | No |
| Jessica Simpson.: | Antichrist |
| Laughter.: | No |
| Infections.: | No |
| Viruses.: | No |
| Doors.: | No |
| Windows.: | No |
| Mirrors.: | No |
| Landmarks.: | No |
| Santa Claus.: | No |
| The Easter Bunny.: | No |
| Tooth fairy.: | No |
| Goths.: | No |
| The Black Plague.: | No |
| Witches.: | No |
| Wiccans.: | No |
| Black cats.: | No |
| Ladders.: | No |
| Vampires.: | No |
| Werewolves.: | Yes |
| Gremlins.: | Yes |
| Leprechauns.: | No |
| Goblins.: | No |
| Gollums.: | No |
| Orcs.: | No |
| Mr. Skinnyhands.: | No |
| Mortimer Mouse.: | No |
| Fruitsbasket.: | No |
| Naraku.: | No |
| Herbal Essences.: | No |
| Head and Shoulders.: | No |
| Biolage.: | No |
| Cheap shampoo.: | No |
| Cheap cologne.: | No |
| Boxed hair dye.: | No |
| The number 16.: | No |
| The number 7.: | No |
| The number 16.7 repentant.: | No |
| 24 + 2/3.5.: | No |
| 3.141592654.: | No |
| Sundays.: | No |
| Tuesdays.: | No |
| Thursdays.: | No |
| Lights.: | No |
| The darkness.: | No |
| Roxie Hart.: | No |
| Shirts with words on them.: | No |
| Mean shirts.: | No |
| Stupid shirts.: | No |
| Speedos.: | No |
| Your House | |
| How many stories is your house?: | 1 |
| What room are you in?: | Front room |
| How many doors does your house have?: | Too many |
| Windows?: | See above |
| Mirrors?: | Three |
| What kind of rug is in your room?: | None |
| Bathroom?: | None |
| Kitchen?: | None |
| Dining room?: | None |
| Living room?: | None |
| Do you use your basement?: | I don't have one |
| Your attic?: | See above |
| What color is your house?: | Blue gray |
| What color are the walls in your room?: | White |
| Bathroom?: | White |
| Kitchen?: | Yelloe |
| Dining room?: | Yellow |
| Living room?: | Yellow |
| Basement?: | None |
| What kind of bed is in your room?: | Futon |
| Bathroom?: | None |
| Kitchen?: | None |
| Dining room?: | None |
| Living room?: | None |
| Basement?: | None |
| Is your room messy?: | No |
| Kitchen?: | No |
| Dining room?: | Yes |
| Living room?: | No |
| Basement?: | No |
| Attic?: | No |
| Do you have a porch?: | Yes |
| Do you have a pool?: | No |
| A trampoline?: | No |
| A playground?: | No |
| How many acres do you own?: | None |
| Do you live near a forest?: | No |
| Do you live in the city?: | No |
| In a town?: | No |
| How many people your age live in your neighborhood?: | 4-6 |
| Do you associate with your neighbors?: | No |
| Are you at least cordial towards them?: | No |
| Do you share a room?: | No |
| How many computers do you have?: | 2 |
| How many trash cans?: | 4 |
| Bathrooms?: | 2 |
| Bedrooms?: | 3 |
| Is your kitchen decently sized?: | Too small |
| How many sofas?: | 2 |
| How many televisions?: | 4 |
| Is your room decently sized?: | Too small |
| How many forks are in the silverware drawer?: | Lots |
| Do you own a dreamcatcher?: | No |
| Do you have Sharpies nearby?: | No |
| How many vacuum cleaners?: | 1 |
| How many pencils do you own?: | 0 At the moment |
| How many notebooks do you have near you?: | 1 |
| How many disks?: | 0 |
| How many CD-Roms?: | 0 |
| How many DVDs?: | 0 |
| How many DVDs do you own?: | Like...6 lol |
| How big is your musical CD collection?: | Cds? none. iTunes? lots |
| Your computer game collection?: | A few |
| Do you have an iPod?: | Yes |
| How many songs?: | 540+ |
| Do you have posters on your walls?: | Yes |
| How many?: | 2 |
| Pictures?: | Yes |
| How many?: | 3 |
| Calendars?: | No |
| How many?: | 0 |
| How much jewelry do you own?: | A bit |
| Bracelet?: | Yes |
| Pair of earrings?: | Yes |
| How many pairs of shoes do you own?: | 2 |
| Do you have junk drawers?: | No |
| How many?: | No |
| How many dressers do you have?: | 1 |
| Do you have a nightstand?: | No |
| How many stuffed animals do you have?: | None |
| Do you have a mirror in your room?: | No |
| Do you have hairspray?: | No |
| A disco ball?: | No |
| A lava lamp?: | Yes |
| A globe?: | No |
| What kind of sheets do you have?: | Black or Pokemon |
| Anything printed on them?: | Pokemon |
| How many tank tops do you own?: | None |
| Do you own any Aerosmith CDs?: | No |
| Bauhaus?: | No |
| Elton John?: | No |
| Do you have the Disney collection?: | No |
| Do you own the Moulin Rouge soundtrack?: | No |
| How many books do you own?: | A lot |
| How many of them have you read?: | Almost all |
| Do you have a bookcase in your room?: | No |
| Do you have stars on your ceiling?: | No |
| Do you have a smoke detector in your room?: | No |
| Do you own a copy of The Neverending Story?: | No |
| The Picture of Dorian Gray?: | No |
| The Last Unicorn?: | No |
| Magic Kingdom for Sale?: | No |
| Anything by Alvin Schwartz?: | No |
| RL Stine?: | No |
| Almost done. | |
| What time is it?: | 3:17am |
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6/29/09
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